The perfect gift for your favorite little freeloader and the human who loves them.

Cozy up with your sweetheart in matching human/dog hoodies and spoil them with our 4-in-1 “I Effing Love You” toy.

Package includes:

1x Caretaker Human Hoodie
1x Freeloader Dog Hoodie

1x I Effing Love You! Plush Toy

Ethical and Sustainable

Made with high-quality, organic cotton sourced from a family-owned farm in Peru. Organic cotton fibers are stronger and more durable than regular cotton, so you can snuggle in this hoodie for many a cat nap. Sorry, we mean dog nap.

Sizing

XS: Chest W 17 1/2", Length of hoodie 9 3/8", Neck Circ, 11"

S: Chest W 21", Length of hoodie 11 1/4", Neck Circ, 12 1/4"

M: Chest W 23 1/2", Length of hoodie 13 1/2", Neck Circ, 14 1/4"

L Chest W 28 1/2", Length of hoodie 18", Neck Circ, 18 3/4"

XL: Chest W 28 3/4", Length of hoodie 18 3/4", Neck Circ, 20"

Helps Pups in Need
A portion of sales goes directly to rescuing dogs just like Norman, because doing good by Norman means doing good by all.

*Please monitor your dog during play. Discard toys when destroyed!

Destroy Me! Recycled Plush Toy

$19.99

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Description

Made of recycled plastic bottles, our plush toy is meant to be destroyed! Gone is the guilt of letting your dog rip their latest prized possession to shreds. We have designed Destroy Me! to be environmentally friendly not just for the planet, but for your listening pleasure, by replacing that sanity testing dog toy squeak with a crinkle that drives your dog (and only your dog) wild.

Dimensions

8"x6"x2"

Ethical and Sustainable

Unlike traditional dog toys, our plush toy is made of recycled plastic bottles to help keep the environment safe for playing (and peeing).

Helps Pups in Need

A portion of sales goes directly to rescuing dogs just like Norman, because doing good by Norman means doing good by all.

*Please monitor your dog during play. Discard toy when destroyed!